Cindy cares so much about kids in Vietnam that she flew all the way there for "Operation Smile," bringing plastic surgery to people who might not have been able to afford it. She also sort remembers a war that happened there 0nce.

Here's Cindy...oh, wait this is Paris Hilton.

From Lisa on the Black Republican blog: "Did you know he has a son in the Marines who is deployed in Iraq? Wow. And everyone says he does not care about the war. Kuddos to John McPain for not exploiting his children. He is a good man."

McPain was once Vice President of Public Relations for an Anheuser-Busch beer distributorship owned by Cindy's dad. That had to be a tough job, I mean it's not like beer just sells itself.

John n' Cindy are the ultimate power couple. They met when Cindy was but a 25 year idealist millionaire and John was 43 year old Navy man married to some hussy former model. Obviously Cindy's purity and intelligence was what attracted him to her.

Our Gal Cindy! Not only is she a dedicated Christian, she's also manages well over $36million in assets and is an heiress to a company that delivers Budweiser to all of America! Take that you hootey-tootey liberals! As you can see from her diamond "Navy" pin, her former addiction to pain killers has not at all deterred her adamant support of the military.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, whose the prettiest of them all?

"Well I think this place resembles a good ol' boys club, wouldn't you say?" "No, actually, I think it's more like a plantation." "Yes, but where are our servants?" "Oh, that's just all of America." (chuckle, chuckle)

Meghan McPain's official Republican registration document! You go girl!

We think John McPain's resemblance to Porky is kinda' cute...